Re: Bad Apple(s)
Just a minor correction to the disclosure: GorT is a Blackberry user. I have a serious problem with the closed nature of Apple – from their proprietary hardware solutions, to their limitations on iPhone/iPad/iTouch application development (which is going to likely land them in anti-trust hot water), to the “exclusive” deal with AT&T for the iPhone (although that’s changing this fall). Business-wise, this makes sense, it protects your investment and provides control over your innovations. However, once you limit innovation, you’ve created a new market opportunity for others.
By the way, do you think a enormous automaton capable of time and space travel needs one of these “smartphones”…pfffft.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.