We Recommend Operatives. And Lots of Them.
It is really hard to not crow about something like this:
I’m a great admirer of The Gormogons – I mean, who doesn’t like a multi-century secret society dedicated to the restoration of the Kingdom of Poland-Lithuania (among other things)? One of the things I most admire about their organization is their outstanding use of Operatives.
We are of course major fans of the Borepatch. If our 15 billion followers are not reading him every day, there better be a good reason.
We accept:
1. We are one of the past members who still await the invention of the Internet.
2. We are one of the future members who cannot understand the Ancient Modern English in which Borepatch wrote.
3. We are some of the many members neither of this earth or dimension.
4. We are dead. Note: you must be dead to qualify; “undecided” shall not apply here.
5. We are Borepatch himself. In which case, the Czar is uncertain how to address this apparent self-loathing.
Anyway, if nothing else, Borepatch has the single best archive on the climate change controversy out there. Digestible, understandable, and quotable. Plus, if you are a firearm nut like most of us here at the Castle…well, if so, you already read him so no pressure there.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.