Teachers’ Unions Heart Murderous Dictators
We all know that teachers’ unions function mainly as sources of reelection funds for lefty candidates. The lefty candidates, once elected, then use the unions as a passthrough mechanism for transferring taxpayer dollars to unpopular leftist causes.
Don’t believe ‘Puter? Well, check this out. Kyle Olson, writing at Big Government throws open the windows and shines a little sunlight on pet teachers’ union causes. It’s the usual laundry list of far left rent seekers.
The American Federation of Teachers gave money to ACORN, HCAN and Jesse Jackson’s Rainbow PUSH Coalition, among others.
Beneficiaries of the National Education Association’s taxpayer-paid union dues include Media Matters, Al Sharpton’s National Action Network and the Zimbabwe teachers’ union ZIMTA. ZIMTA is closely aligned with Robert Mugabe’s governing party.
Readers may recall that Mr. Mugabe presided over the expropriation of white-owned properties, hyperinflation, support for Congolese butchery and active, violent persecution of homosexuals.
‘Puter’s ever so pleased that his tax dollars are being funneled involuntarily to support far-left causes and international criminals. At least the taxpayer funded dues aren’t staying with the domestic criminals: teachers’ unions.
Always right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this.
’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as the Gormogons’ financial and legal advisor. He successfully defended us against a lawsuit from a liquor distributor worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in unpaid deliveries of bootleg shandies.
The Geep has an IQ so high it is untestable and attempts to measure it have resulted in dangerously unstable results as well as injuries to researchers. Coincidentally, he publishes intelligence tests as a side gig.
His sarcasm is so highly developed it borders on the psychic, and he is often able to insult a person even before meeting them. ’Puter enjoys hunting small game with 000 slugs and punt guns, correcting homilies in real time at Mass, and undermining unions. ’Puter likes to wear a hockey mask and carry an axe into public campgrounds, where he bursts into people’s tents and screams. As you might expect, he has been shot several times but remains completely undeterred.
He assures us that his obsessive fawning over news stories involving women teachers sleeping with young students is not Freudian in any way, although he admits something similar once happened to him. Uniquely, ’Puter is unable to speak, read, or write Russian, but he is able to sing it fluently.
Geep joined the order in the mid-1980s. He arrived at the Castle door with dozens of steamer trunks and an inarticulate hissing creature of astonishingly low intelligence he calls “Sleestak.” Ghettoputer appears to make his wishes known to Sleestak, although no one is sure whether this is the result of complex sign language, expert body posture reading, or simply beating Sleestak with a rubber mallet.
‘Puter suggests the Czar suck it.