Frank Discussion on Hot Dogs
And now hot dogs are the deadliest thing in the world.
All right, parents, take the Czar’s quick advice.
If your kid is too small to eat hot dogs without wolfing them down sideways, cut their hot dogs into small pieces for them. Serve them on a plate with ketchup and relax.
So it becomes the hot dog industry’s fault when a parent gives a three-year-old a footlong ballpark frank on a bun with mustard and then walks away?
Do not live in fear.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.