On the Tenth Day of Christmas…
…the Gormogons gave to me:
nine dancing Czars
five Gor-mo-gons
four bags of mail
three Guest Spots
two Boxing Days
and a Hello Kitty in an orange tree
We all have our own pastimes in the Castle – today we’re highlighting the ‘Puter. Besides having wonderful traveling adventures, the ‘Puter enjoys singing. See, he’s a very complex man-thing. Pictured above is the first time Sleestak walked in on ‘Puter’s aria practice where the lowly one started to laugh. Well, the other thing ‘Puter likes a lot is guns. So you can see what transpired. Now on Sundays, we all join in on a rousing chorus of ‘Puter’s latest addition to good Christian songs for the Mass in hopes the church will someday ban some of the poorer choices in the hymnals. By the way, Brawny’s stock is up for the year….go figure – ‘Puter’s always right.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.