Not only are we sending troops to support various efforts in Haiti, but the military, specifically US SOUTHCOM) has redirected a RQ-4 Global Hawk drone to provide aerial imagery for damage assessments and recovery efforts. Pictured is the damaged Presidential Palace in Port-au-Prince. Click here for one of the national cathedral. These highly technical assets provide valuable information to those on the ground. I’m glad to see the U.S. making use of and making the data available for the relief efforts. The Global Hawk is spending 14-16 hours flying over the small country and collecting up to and possibly over 1,000 images per day (early days were less but it is ramping up).
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.