“He keeps calling the junction boxes ‘bunions’ and icing them down. I’m beginning to have my doubts.”

Or so might we be entitled to think when the government keeps telling us they’re creating (“or,” they add hilariously, “saving”) jobs and yet unemployment keeps going up—and it turns out that no one at the highest level of the executive knows a damn thing about creating jobs first-hand. Well, except for Geithner’s full-employment program for criminal-tax lawyers, and doubtless many illegal nannies.

Friend of the Gormogons Nick Schulz points out this jaw-dropping chart:

WHOO! TECHNOCRACY AHOY!

Can we say we’re doomed yet?

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.