Hey, ’Puter, you know how the law works, if one part of the “one-man one-woman” premise is negotiable, all of it is. if marriage is just a societal endorsement of desire, then you’ve got to deal with the fact that, as a great moral philosopher once said, “The heart wants what it wants.”

On the upside, you’ll finally be able to have your carnal desire for your riding mower recognized in law. Mazel tov, kids.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.