The Gormogons extend a welcome to their newest follower, Felicia Herman, librarian for hire with terrific taste in movies, music, and books. Welcome aboard, Ms. H. You’ll likely hear from the Czar regarding his proposal to shift the Internet from IP addresses to Dewey Decimal numbers.

Caption: The library at Castle Gormogon.

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Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.