The Obama administration has a large task in front of them. No, not the economy. It’s defending the country against the increasing risk of Cyberwarfare while still allowing an increase in the use and power of networked computing. Unlike his other problems, there is no way for the President to try to pass the blame onto President Bush. A number of former administrations have laid some groundwork – not enough, mind you – including the last administration pushing forward the Comprehensive National Cyber Security Initiative. Melissa Hathaway has been charged by President Obama to move out on this with a 60-day cyber review.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.