The ‘Puter has been sailing again
Two explorers have found a dagger-board schooner in Lake Ontario just west of Rochester, NY. It is apparently fairly well intact and sitting upright on the lake floor about 500 feet underwater. The mystery is that there have been no reports found of a dagger-board type schooner sinking in the lake. These ships were in use in the early 1800s. Oddly, the video surveillance of the ship from the exploration team shows that it appears that the ship has been stripped of all useable items. Aside from the case of beer that Puter left behind as the ship went down.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.