As mentioned below by the ‘Puter, all the Chicago / Illinois politicians are making visits on the Republic Doors & Windows sit-in. That is, all but Gov. Blagojevich (D). He’s enjoying a little stay behind bars for trying to sell the about-to-be-vacant Senate seat previous held by P.E. Obama. read more here. Is this the kind of “open, honest and ethical” government that Pelosi and company touted would be coming with the rise of the democrats to power in Congress? (at least Rep. Jefferson (cold, hard, cash Jefferson) is facing justice of sorts as Anh “Joseph” Cao (R) beat him in his failed re-election attempt). Maybe as the honeymoon wears thin, the hoopla over the P.E. “who is he really” Obama will open other people’s eyes as well and maybe some of his connections back to Chicago politics will come back to haunt him.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.