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I am a 78 year old widow living in Nigeria and my husband was the NIGERIA MINISTER OF DEFENCE and to that ends he died with dollars 76,00,000,00 in the bank nigerian. Because of NIGERIA LAW the banks says i cannot to withdraw these monies unless i have small cash collateral. I simply need someone of American to send me a cheque for dollars us fifteen hundred. Once you to send me this monies, i can acess the my moneys and in gratitude most egregious i will send you a cheque back, for the sum of one million us of the dollars for your help.
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As some of you are already on the ARPANet, which we control, we thought we would put out a more fact-driven collection of essays for you to read. A journal, or log book, on a network bridge. A brog. if you will.
Anyway, thanks to GorT who found hacking into the ARPANet ridiculously easy (hint: dont name the very first password password), we are now taking over the low-level commands of these systems.
Meantime, how about that President Nixon, huh? Is he a RINO or what? What the heck is this Environmental Protection Agency thing hes talking about founding? Sounds like a bad bone to throw to the hippies. Before you know it, they will be banning the lead in bullets.
Well, there is only a 64K limit on post sizes, so we have to wrap this up. If you like the idea of these brogs, please write us as soon as we obtain an ARPANet mail address (an a-mail address, if you will). We would hate to go another 35 or more years before we print a second one!