A follower on Twitter asked for this recipe – it’s really tasty. We’ve made it a few times, once for Thanksgiving and it was a big hit.

Ingredients

3 tbl unsalted butter
2 large yellow onions, thinly sliced
2 large red onions, thinly sliced
4 medium-sized leeks, rinsed, dried, and thinly sliced
1½ cups grated Havarti cheese
2 packages (5 oz each) Boursin with herbs, crumbled
1½ cups grated Gruyère cheese
½ cup dry white wine

Directions

1. Preheat oven to 350℉. Grease an 8-cup baking dish (butter works best, cooking spray is ok)
2. Combine all three types of onions together in a large bowl
3. Create a layer with a third of the mixed onions at the bottom of the dish, season with salt and pepper. Top onions with the Havarti cheese. Add another layer of a third of the mixed onions and season. Top with the Boursin cheese. Add a third layer with the remaining onions and season them. Top the final layer with the Gruyère cheese.
4. Cut small pats of butter and place around the top of the casserole. Pour wine over the whole mixture.
5. Bake for 1 hour – if the top gets too brown, cover with aluminum foil.

Serves 6

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