Trump’s presidency has induced full-tilt, bat-sh*t crazy madness in once sane people.
The shock of Donald Trump chucking Hillary “The Sure Thing” Clinton aside like a no-longer-hot-soon-to-be-ex-wife is partly to blame, sure. But ‘Puter’s got a niggling feeling there’s more to liberals’ existential fury than Hillary’s unexpected loss.
‘Puter’s got a sneaking suspicion liberals fear the country isn’t what they always assumed it was. Here are a few articles of liberal faith Trump’s election ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED!!1!1!! (as our Leftist friends on Facebook often say):
- Liberals assumed everyone agreed with their political views, except for those icky rubes in Flyover Country who everyone knows are basically the offspring of stupid fat women in spandex who spit out kids until their uteruses fall out and skinny guys in overalls and MAGA hats who dropped out of high school, are perpetually drunk on cheap domestic beer (the horror!), drive pickup trucks, self-sodomize with firearms, and hate Mexicans. Bake me a cake, you bigoted backwoods f*cks! Don’t complain about it, just do it! OBEY!!!
- Liberals believed they were on the “right side of history” and that nothing, particularly not Cap’n Tinyhands McHairclubformen, could stop their march to righteous victory and eternal countrywide domination. Forward! Our intellectual and moral betters never thought for a moment that Americans could disagree with liberal dogma on open borders, crony capitalism, abortion on demand through birth, ever-increasing government regulation, double standards favorable to government mandarins and their toadies, gender neutral bathrooms for kids, and brutal repression of even the slightest whiff of resistance.
- Liberals assumed their control of media afforded them control of America’s hearts and minds. Media pushed the official narrative so hard, they even began to buy it themselves. After all, no one with whom they interact disagreed. And we know that all the smartest and most competent thinkers and doers live in Washington, New York, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Seattle. Everyone else are meat puppets doing the icky jobs media would rather not think about. Surely those non-thinking, meth-head hillbillies in Appalachia (“That’s part of Kansas, right? I think I once met someone from Kansas.” <= media) will be awed by our precious, inevitable narrative and come to worship it as we have!
Liberals are shocked not because Hillary lost. Liberals are shocked because their belief system died before their eyes. Liberals watched in disbelief on Tuesday night November 8, 2016 as Trump and American voters proved their god a false god, their world make-believe, their most deeply held beliefs falsehoods.
Liberals had a choice to make election night and liberals chose poorly. Liberals continue to deny reality, continue to believe their discredited beliefs, and continue to worship their ersatz god politic.
Like wounded animals, liberals have spent the last five months furiously lashing out at anyone and anything they believe harmed them. And like badly wounded animals, liberals will either bleed out or be put down.
It cannot happen soon enough.