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How to Talk to Liberal Guests This Holiday

The Gormogons Posted on November 23, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyNovember 23, 2016

Every so often, something happens that astonishes the long-over-lived Czar. Lately, it’s been the sudden appearance of a conservative backbone. Look, we all have at least one liberal loud-mouth at every holiday gathering, either a friend or relative who signals … Continue reading →

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Why Liberals Fear the GOP

The Gormogons Posted on November 23, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyNovember 23, 2016

The Czar welcomes Derek the Last to the pool of correspondents (although it’s really more of a deep dry well than a pool…unless you count the blood), and does not believe he has written in before, and the Czar wonders … Continue reading →

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3 Things Liberals Should Know But Don’t

The Gormogons Posted on November 22, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyNovember 22, 2016

As Democrats slowly recognize the awful position in which they have placed themselves, they function almost purely by instinct now. Far too many of the recent opinion pieces implicitly or explicitly rely on tropes that most Americans, it would seem, … Continue reading →

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Operative B on Operating Bikes

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyNovember 21, 2016

The Czar agrees with every word of Operative B’s thoughts, below: Your Majesty, Yes, the grand majority of Harley-Davidson riders – among them are Victory and Indian riders – are polite and genteel folk who do indeed pull over to … Continue reading →

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How to Operate a Motorcycle

The Gormogons Posted on November 20, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyNovember 20, 2016

There’s nothing better than feeling the wind tear through your hair, the skies overhead, the rough feel of the road under you, and the sound of traffic—unless of course this is you waking up naked alongside the expressway again. But … Continue reading →

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Things I Learned From My Facebook Feed This Election

The Gormogons Posted on November 16, 2016 by 'PuterNovember 16, 2016

Trump and the Republicans are going to hunt down and kill every last LGBTQ person, woman, and melanin enhanced person because Trump is the literal equivalent of Hitler and the Republicans are the indubitable modern day SS. The currently sitting … Continue reading →

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America from the Crossroads

The Gormogons Posted on November 14, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyNovember 14, 2016

The Czar got three things wrong this election: he originally said in 2012 that the Republicans were certain to lose in 2016. He said that Hillary Clinton would not run because she was inherently unelectable. He also predicted Donald Trump … Continue reading →

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Thanks, Vets

The Gormogons Posted on November 11, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyNovember 11, 2016

Thanks to so many who did so much for so many more. May we be worthy of your countless and timeless sacrifices and setbacks. … Continue reading →

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Rose Colored Glasses in The Hall of Mirrors

The Gormogons Posted on November 11, 2016 by GorTNovember 11, 2016

GorT’s friends, family, and even co-workers are a pretty diverse bunch in social issues, economic issues, and definitely in political issues.  And within that group there are those that range in extremes on all of those issues.  There were the … Continue reading →

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The Vaporzez

The Gormogons Posted on November 10, 2016 by Dr. J.November 10, 2016

Gentle Readers, It wouldn’t be an election post mortem without all of your Gormogons providing commentary. Dr. J. was taken aback by the vast swaths of pussytude infecting the half of the voters that voted for Hillary Clinton in response to her … Continue reading →

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