How the ever-lovin’ f*ck did we get here?
There are around 340 million or so Americans, probably 150 million or so of whom could plausibly be president, and moron voters in both parties (and the moron parties themselves) decide to give us this sh*tshow?
Trump is an awful candidate, and likely an awful human being. He has surrounded himself with the worst people that politics on the Right has to offer. A not insignificant portion of his support are people who are racist as f*ck. A not insignificant portion of his campaign appears to be racist as f*ck.
News flash: Cheeto Jesus is not the messiah he promises you he is. Trump will sell you out the first chance he gets.
Hillary is even worse. She is a vile, inveterate liar who will say and do anything to gain power. Worse, Hillary only wants power in order to enrich herself and her cronies. Don’t believe ‘Puter? Look at the Clinton Foundation and its bastard stepchild, the Clinton Global Initiative.
Democrats bitch and moan incessantly about the evils of “money in politics.” Horse crap. If Democrats honestly gave a flying f*ck about money in politics, they’d be on the Clintons like Bill on an intern for the House That Corrupt Cronyism Built.
This weekend we learned Hillary’s got pneumonia after she collapsed (yes, collapsed) at a 9/11 memorial in New York City. Despite Hillary hacking away for weeks like a Stage IV lung cancer patient with asbestosis and emphysema sucking down pack after pack after wheeling her oxygen tank out into the hospital alley, the media got mad at Twitter for suggesting maybe they ought to, you know, do their f*cking jobs.
Media repeatedly reassured us Clinton was just fine because STFU, you conspiracy theory loving retards, her campaign says so, and there’s no need for us to check a story that’s patently false.
And what do we hear today from the media, fresh off their pantsing by the Clinton campaign? Sure, Hillary’s got pneumonia, but she’s totes way more energetic than you, d*ck cheese! If the media were any more in the tank for Hillary, they’d be wedged up her ass like her sweaty pantsuit at a Goldman Sachs fundraiser on a Hamptons beach.
Damn, ‘Puter’s fired up today. Anyhoo, here’s a few takeaways.
- Meemaw Emphysema is the lyingest liar that ever lied a lie.
- Media is complicit in Hillary’s lies, covering for her at great expense America, not to mention their own deservedly crappy reputations.
- Cheeto Jesus is a clown, though his frustration of the media has been a joy to watch.
- ‘Puter’s conspiracy theory (Clinton gets the hook, Biden comes in, makes Sen. Sitting Bull his veep, retires after a few years setting Pocahontas up to run as the incumbent) is looking better and better every day.
‘Puter’s in a mood and has other things to do. Maybe he’ll write more later. Maybe not. Hard to know, as ‘Puter has many moods, most of them bad.
In closing, all y’all can suck it.