America, the Broken-ful

America’s broken, and it’s not the rabble’s fault. Quite the opposite, in fact. Who broke America? Smug bureaucrats, smirking media types (print, radio, and TV), condescending professoriate, and detached politicians of both parties broke it. How did they break America? … Continue reading

Castle Cleaning

MEMO To:  Castle Guests, Minions, Operatives From: GorT Re:  Castle Cleaning This memorandum is to serve notice that the Castle will be undergoing some routine cleaning tomorrow afternoon (Friday, March 11th, EST).  Nothing major, just some light dusting, vacuuming, and … Continue reading