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Stacking the Polls

The Gormogons Posted on November 30, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Obama is presently not enjoying his worst polling numbers since, well, ever. And given his glee for blaming his predecessor for everything, the Czar wondered how President Obama’s numbers look superimposed over President Bush’s numbers. Hogwash, Obama’s supporters will say: … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, George W. Bush, It Must Be Bush's Fault, Polls

Yes, Dr. J. still remains fond of Imperial Measurements

The Gormogons Posted on November 29, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Metric System….for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for 10,000 years. Dr. J., for a physician and scientist, is strangely comfortable with the Imperial Measurements. He leaves his cc’s, milligrams, meters per second and … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Humor, Imperial Measurements, Time

Anthropocon Nails It regarding Pope Francis

The Gormogons Posted on November 28, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Holy Father is welcome to join Drs. J. and. Laffer at NACC for Thanksgiving Dinner. We’ll talk macroeconomics. Friend of the Gormogons, Anthropocon writes a fantastic blog piece on Pope Francis’s recent writings. It is definitely worth a good … Continue reading →

Posted in Art Laffer, Capitalism, crony capitalism, Economics, Pope Francis

For All We Have Yet To Lose

The Gormogons Posted on November 28, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Long-time readers know of the Czar’s fondness for Thanksgiving; he is pleased to hear from more and more people—including strangers—echoing the same sentiment for the same reasons: Thanksgiving is the perfect holiday. Don’t these seem like nice people? Your family … Continue reading →

Posted in Holidays, Thanksgiving

The Great Gormogon Turkey Challenge

The Gormogons Posted on November 27, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Today, thanks to time travel, we were able to hold our First Annual Turkey Contest yesterday. And the results were about what you would expect. As you know, all of us Gormogons are superlative cooks in at least one area … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Gormogonica, Gormogons, GorT, Thanksgiving, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Turkey, Volgi, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

A Game of Inches

The Gormogons Posted on November 26, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar somehow began sighing halfway through the sentence “There’s a problem at recess.” The 11-year-old Цесаревич has serious eyes when he said it, but to be realistic most of these problems are two friends squabbling or the weird kid … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Talkin' Football

Day Of The Pony or TWO REVIEWS

The Gormogons Posted on November 25, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This will make sense if you watched the Day of the Doctor Gentle Readers, This contains spoilers, but as it is after the 48 hour embargo period, Dr. J. decided to start off with spoiler free reviews then delve into … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Doctor Who, Dr. J. Style, Lil Resident, My Little Pony, Science Fiction, This movie really sucks, This TV show really sucks

History Teases, But Rarely Mocks

The Gormogons Posted on November 25, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As we know, the Czar is out of rational explanations for what happened in 2012. Now over a year ago, we had an election that was locked certain for Republicans to win. The question wasn’t the Presidency—that was surely Romney’s—the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Election, Democrats, History, Republicans

How Liberals Saw Obamacare

The Gormogons Posted on November 23, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

All right, the Czar will explain the liberal mindset yet again, but this time we will explain what the deal is with Obamacare. Even though polls are showing liberals are dumping on Obamacare (a recent poll showed only 12% of … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, ObamaCare

They shouldn’t have let Dr. J. paint the Castle bathroom

The Gormogons Posted on November 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Yes, we each have our own urinal. … Continue reading →

Posted in Castle Gormogon, Gormogonica, My Little Pony

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