Researchers (and you notice how the exact number is never specified?) have concluded that monkeys can teach us a lot; in fact, monkeys grooming habitsPuter take noteare a form of altruism.
Here are other things monkeys want to teach us:
- If researcher gives you a piece of apple smaller than the one he gave to Mean Monkey, you bite researchers finger.
- If researcher gives you a piece of apple you think is smaller than the piece he gave you yesterday, you bite researchers finger.
- When researchers put you back in cage or take you out of cage, express your displeasure by hurling poop in every direction.
- Any time researcher puts you on table or ground to demonstrate how clever you are, prove he is jerk by scampering up walls, curtains, or book shelves to totally inaccessible place. Then spend next ten minutes screeching while they look for a ladder.
- Bite and screech.