Liberal Science

This was posted on the ‘Being Liberal’ page on Facebook today:

Ironically, gay marriage is closer than high pressure to being a cause. Think of the butterfly effect. The Spanish word for butterfly is mariposa, which is also a gay slur in Spain. Coincidence, I think not!

And these are the guys that are telling you that life begins at 40 rather than conception, evolution is fact rather than (the best and evolving) theory (we have), restrictive gun laws curb crime, we can tax and spend our way to economic growth, and that global warming is your pick-up truck’s fault.

The scientific acumen of the typical liberal is clearly piss poor, and the stinky-after-eating-asparagus-piss at that!

About Dr. J.

Dr. J. was born the son of a New Atlantean sharecropper who cornered the market on notoriously delicious seaweed Himanthalia elongata (popularly known as Thongweed). With his newly minted seaweed fortune, Mr. J. the Elder sent his son to attend the Academy of Sorcery, Alchemy and Surgery where the good doctor apprenticed with the finest sorcerer surgeons in New Atlantis. Dr. J.'s areas of expertise grew to include bleeding, cutting for stone, trephination, medical divination with outstanding spatial and temporal resolution, cybernetic sorcery and medicinal alchemy. When King Orin of Atlantis fell ill with the Ick, Dr. J. stepped in with an elixir he devised from a combination of minerals, herbs and saps. Curing the king, Dr. J. gained significant notoriety which afforded him the luxury of time to devote himself to his side hobbies which include porpoise racing, the study of supply-side economics, cooking and raising his lovely merchildren alongside his lovely bride the archconservative Mrs. Dr. J.