Mailbag: Kitties and Cookies Edition

Dr. J. is emptying out his inbox and finally has a moment to respond to these missives from earlier in the week.

Operative RKB writes in:

I did not know you had a kitten, but apparently he(she ???) is putting videos up on youtube. At least, since it is a force wielding kitten, I have to assume it is yours.

Dr. J. has two cats, both of which are older than the kitten in the film. He also has Lady J., a  Cavalier King Charles Spaniel with whom our twitter followers are well acquainted.

Since then, she’s grown quite a bit and is pictured below wearing her Hoth invasion uniform.

Begin landing your troops! Rebels taste like BACON!!!!!

 Jedi Kitten with the Force:

Dr. J.’s cats know the power of the dark side, and a more reasonable facsimile can be seen in this clip:

Any appearances to kittens, living or dead is purely coincidental, but thanks for writing in!

The Castle Archivist, Marie who can be followed on twitter @MbernadetteE sent Dr. J. this birthday message earlier in the week:

Dear Dr. J., 

Joyous anniversary of your exit from the womb into the world! 

Best, The Archivist

We apologize for the late thank you!

Thank you for the well wishes and the cookies, Marie! We enjoyed the cookies on liqueur night at the Leaping Peacock. They were excellent for dipping in our absinthe. 2-1B was kind enough to pick them up and deliver them to us post-haste. The other minions are unreliable with food runs, as is well established from our prior writings.

About Dr. J.

Dr. J. was born the son of a New Atlantean sharecropper who cornered the market on notoriously delicious seaweed Himanthalia elongata (popularly known as Thongweed). With his newly minted seaweed fortune, Mr. J. the Elder sent his son to attend the Academy of Sorcery, Alchemy and Surgery where the good doctor apprenticed with the finest sorcerer surgeons in New Atlantis. Dr. J.'s areas of expertise grew to include bleeding, cutting for stone, trephination, medical divination with outstanding spatial and temporal resolution, cybernetic sorcery and medicinal alchemy. When King Orin of Atlantis fell ill with the Ick, Dr. J. stepped in with an elixir he devised from a combination of minerals, herbs and saps. Curing the king, Dr. J. gained significant notoriety which afforded him the luxury of time to devote himself to his side hobbies which include porpoise racing, the study of supply-side economics, cooking and raising his lovely merchildren alongside his lovely bride the archconservative Mrs. Dr. J.