Love and Rockets

Dr. J., as you, our gentle readers, know, is an Israel fan-boy, and as such has tremendous sympathy for the citizens of Israel as they are being bombarded by Palestinian terrorists on a daily basis.

He stumbled upon this website which lets you superimpose Gaza, Israel and Palestinian missile ranges upon your favorite corner of the world.

Case in point, if Castle Gormogon were to utilize such primitive weaponry as Qasam, 122 Grad or Fajar 5 missiles, we could reach Appleton, Sheboygan, and Green Bay. Tragically, the People’s Republic of Madison is out of range. Fortunately we have orbital weapons platforms…

Dr. J. prays for peace for our friends in Israel, but he knows that peace won’t come unless her enemies let go of their hatred.

About Dr. J.

Dr. J. was born the son of a New Atlantean sharecropper who cornered the market on notoriously delicious seaweed Himanthalia elongata (popularly known as Thongweed). With his newly minted seaweed fortune, Mr. J. the Elder sent his son to attend the Academy of Sorcery, Alchemy and Surgery where the good doctor apprenticed with the finest sorcerer surgeons in New Atlantis. Dr. J.'s areas of expertise grew to include bleeding, cutting for stone, trephination, medical divination with outstanding spatial and temporal resolution, cybernetic sorcery and medicinal alchemy. When King Orin of Atlantis fell ill with the Ick, Dr. J. stepped in with an elixir he devised from a combination of minerals, herbs and saps. Curing the king, Dr. J. gained significant notoriety which afforded him the luxury of time to devote himself to his side hobbies which include porpoise racing, the study of supply-side economics, cooking and raising his lovely merchildren alongside his lovely bride the archconservative Mrs. Dr. J.