Is that a promise…or a threat?

Michelle Robinson Obama tweets:

Dr. J. can imagine:

  • $22T in debt
  • 8% Unemployment in perpetuity
  • A Vulnerable Security Posture
  • The People’s Republic of Moon & Mars
  • $4 Gasoline
  • Higher Electric Bills
  • Doctor’s Office Lines Longer Than Gas Lines
  • Religious Charities Gone
Dr. J. could keep going. Twitchy has.
You better go vote, instead.

About Dr. J.

Dr. J. was born the son of a New Atlantean sharecropper who cornered the market on notoriously delicious seaweed Himanthalia elongata (popularly known as Thongweed). With his newly minted seaweed fortune, Mr. J. the Elder sent his son to attend the Academy of Sorcery, Alchemy and Surgery where the good doctor apprenticed with the finest sorcerer surgeons in New Atlantis. Dr. J.'s areas of expertise grew to include bleeding, cutting for stone, trephination, medical divination with outstanding spatial and temporal resolution, cybernetic sorcery and medicinal alchemy. When King Orin of Atlantis fell ill with the Ick, Dr. J. stepped in with an elixir he devised from a combination of minerals, herbs and saps. Curing the king, Dr. J. gained significant notoriety which afforded him the luxury of time to devote himself to his side hobbies which include porpoise racing, the study of supply-side economics, cooking and raising his lovely merchildren alongside his lovely bride the archconservative Mrs. Dr. J.