The Eyes Have It!

Dr. J.’s buddy, Jamie Jeffords at the Eye of Polyphemus has been covering the Republican Primaries, and his predictions have been prophetic.

He discusses the Santorum surge today. He makes five points regarding the surge.

He writes:

First, Santorum looks like he is not only the Not Romney, but the Not Gingrich, too, which points to a whole lot of voters settling for him because there is no one else left. Heck, the results of the Maine caucus and the CPAC straw poll imply ron Paul’s supporters have gone home to their bomb shelters to snuggle with their firearms and hoarded gold to wait for the coming apocalypse. If the paulistas have lost interest, so has everyone else.

Now go read the rest.

P.S. Brooklyn Decker, whoever she is, was yesterday’s the babe of the day, for those who care about such things…

About Dr. J.

Dr. J. was born the son of a New Atlantean sharecropper who cornered the market on notoriously delicious seaweed Himanthalia elongata (popularly known as Thongweed). With his newly minted seaweed fortune, Mr. J. the Elder sent his son to attend the Academy of Sorcery, Alchemy and Surgery where the good doctor apprenticed with the finest sorcerer surgeons in New Atlantis. Dr. J.'s areas of expertise grew to include bleeding, cutting for stone, trephination, medical divination with outstanding spatial and temporal resolution, cybernetic sorcery and medicinal alchemy. When King Orin of Atlantis fell ill with the Ick, Dr. J. stepped in with an elixir he devised from a combination of minerals, herbs and saps. Curing the king, Dr. J. gained significant notoriety which afforded him the luxury of time to devote himself to his side hobbies which include porpoise racing, the study of supply-side economics, cooking and raising his lovely merchildren alongside his lovely bride the archconservative Mrs. Dr. J.