As you know, the Castle welcomes hundreds of visitors a year. Many of them make it back home safely. Internet boulevardier Uncle Jay mentioned that his Golden Horde (well, we think he said hordes) was going to lay seige at the Castle, and we gave him directions.
Those of you who have never been to our Castle before might be curious what would happen if someone actually attemped to follow those directions. As the Big Guy says, he cant say he wasnt warned. But at least he made it home safely.
Thanks, also, to the mighty Borepatch, who is dead right about the bourbon. We keep a really nice stash here at the Castle, to which he and the Big Guy are most welcome to share.