Each morning the Czar sits patiently in the corner of the group as others open their advent calendar, but the look on his face tells the tale – he wants it to be his turn so bad that someone’s going down.  Well, we had to put a lockdown on the Castle this morning to prevent an all out war: sure enough, the Czar drew Day 5, but when we arrived at the common room (the only room large enough for this size calendar), the doors on day 5’s spot on the calendar swung lazily back and forth.  Scratch marks across the floor led out of the room and down the stairs to the musty cavern/dungeon where Sleestak resides.  ‘Puter and Volgi restrained Czar as GorT reprogrammed the advent calendar.  The Mandy went down and we heard a couple boots-in-the-gut (he does love his new shoes) and a few minutes later, he strode up the stairs with the Czar’s gift in hand:

So everyone was banned to their rooms as we let cooler heads prevail.  We’ll see if Sleestak gets another chance at opening a door on the advent calendar.  Dr. J says that Sleestak will be fine but some of the buckles left a mark.  And, don’t try telling us that this doesn’t happen in your house – I bet we’ve all seen kids sneak to get that advent calendar chocolate.

GorT

GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.