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Holy Saturday

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Hans Holbein the Younger, Das Leichnam Christi im Grab, Kunstmuseum Basel. Morbid? Indeed. But Holbein’s point was: if you believe in the Resurrection, this is what was resurrected—a wrecked, even grotesque slab of meat that was once a man. Ecce … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Easter, Jesus

Enzine and Heller

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Hey everybody!!! I’m back! It’s’ me, Medea Mainstream, and the Czar asked me to rite about a news story from the news. So today I am writing about senator Enzine and how he got fired from the goverment. He robbed … Continue reading →

Posted in Main Stream Media, Nevada

Crucifixus Est

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Today is the most somber day on the Catholic (and Christian generally) calendar. For believers, today is the day where Jesus, true God and true man, offered himself in sacrifice to save us from sin and death, opening the gates … Continue reading →

Posted in Easter, Jesus, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

How It Works

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

So the Czar found a copy of The New York Times laying about (we choose these words specifically as a pointed jab), and flipped through it. Within was an interesting article on the weird socio-political No Woman’s Land that Camilla … Continue reading →

Posted in British, Rule Britannia, The British Are Coming

Too Much Time On Their Hands

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Two New York State Assemblymen have decided that rather than address the crushing state debt and inequitable state employee benefits situation, their time is better spent making “homeless dogs” the official state canine. ‘Puter thinks all of New York’s elected … Continue reading →

Posted in New York, Stupid Politicians

Under The Bus

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

As regular readers know, ‘Puter and GorT both enjoy high-level European soccer. Last night, Real Madrid won the Copa del Rey, awarded annually in La Liga to the team that wins an elimination tournament. Real Madrid is one of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Europe, Soccer, Stupid People

HRE Writes In

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Dear Czarest of Czars, Wow. I had no idea that priest was acting up so much. I had heard he was politically active (endorsing Obama, etc), but it’s crazy what he has done. As a priest myself I hope I … Continue reading →

Posted in Animal Attacks, Religion, Roman Catholics, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Public Sector Unions

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Here’s ‘Puter’s stupid question for the day. Assume that a public sector union contract has expired so that there is no continuing obligation between the employer and the employees. Assume further that the public unions refuse to acknowledge economic reality … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Teacher Unions, Unions

Chicken McFajita*

The Gormogons Posted on April 20, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Dr. J is en fuego with his contributions today.  It should be noted that this post arrived in my email box at 10am EDT today: Dear GorT, Not long after ObamaCare was signed into law, a cavalcade of corporations including … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Mailbag

Hooking In Believers

The Gormogons Posted on April 20, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Oh wise and mighty Czar, Please forgive my stupidity, but since I am not Catholic I had a serious question about the missive. Is paying a prostitute to attend counseling a bad thing? I mean, if it gets them in … Continue reading →

Posted in Hookers, Prostitution, Religion, Roman Catholics, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

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