Okay, so it turns out that photographer Mark Pain was covering the Ryder Cup, and managedby pure luckto take a picture a split-second before Tiger Woods hit him with a golf ball.
The picture is here.
Cool, eh? Okay, but the Mandarin was looking over the Czars shoulder and said, Look at this goofball.
He pointed to a guy in the front row on the far right. What, was he auditioning for Caddyshack III?
Now we think this is the wildest thing in the picture.