RIP, Ms. Billingsley

Well, by now you have heard that Barbara Billingsley has died at the age of 94.

Dunno about you, but the Czar always liked Leave It To Beaver, and frankly thinks there are two types of people in the world: those that make fun of it, and those who actually watched an episode or two.

Beaver portrayed a show that a lot of people thought was unrealistic; however, the show was quite plausible. Kids would get into trouble through their own sense of adventure or overconfidence, recognize their mistake, and try to cover it up. Parents would eventually piece together what happened and attempt to deal with it in a rational way. Not all of us grew up that way (the Czar sure did not), but many of us did. And those who did not could look to the show and figure that out.

Plus, what many people conveniently forget, the show was freaking funny. The kids’ twisted logic, the exasperated parents just trying to get to the truth, the nutball personalities, and the clever wordplay resulted in a show that did not resort to Very Special Episodes, weekly celebrity walk-ons, cross-marketing tie-in appearances, Cousin Olivers, or spin-offs with the wacky neighbors.

Ms. Billingsley as the confident, capable mom who could handle a crisis as well as pull off a great double-take, was absolutely a major part of the show’s success; her character was not a one-dimensional stock 1950s mom, but represented what a lot of moms were: competent and cool, smart and quick with a good line, bright, and able to fix stuff. It is hard to imagine that didn’t originate with Ms. Billingsley herself.

About The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia by upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.