First, metrosexuality chipped away at our hairy manliness, with its manscaping and crappy girly cocktails. That was bad enough. Next, we’ve had to live through the heroin-skinny Brooklyn hipsters with ironic hats.
Now ‘Puter learns from ABC News that 25% of British men travel with stuffed animals. Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ on a Bicycle, what is wrong with you all? It’s as if you’ve given up, and decide to swap your meat-and-two-veg for a man-gina.
The nation that gave us the British Empire, Winston Churchill and Margaret Thatcher now foists on the world a cohort of hairless, stuffed-animal-hugging man-babies.
How the mighty have fallen.