He Might Like Phineas and Ferb, Too

Loyal reader JS wants you to know his four happy moments in life:

1. Watching SpongeBob SquarePants with his girls, and laughing harder than them

2. Sipping a single malt whiskey on ice (the Czar assumes scotch, because the single malt drinkers generally never call it scotch, but it is scotch, really, even if it is a single malt from Ismay).

3. A well done homily at Mass

4. Having comments from emails turned into the subject of a blog post. He mentions it has happened to him twice this week already: here and here. Maybe it could happen a third time.

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About The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia by upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.