Guest Blogger: Ms. Medea Mainstream


Hi! Hi! Hi! So like my name is Medea, and i’m 14 years old and a student at J School. The Czar said i should write about what i think about blogging because he is sooo mean and makes fun of me and my friends all the time on this blog. As if i was one of the kids who started that whole JournOList hate book. OK OK i admit i wrote a couple things in it but i can’t help it. ♥♥♥♥♥i love president O♥♥♥♥♥!!!

After all, he isn’t mean and grumpy like W George Bush who never let his daughters do anything fun like drive cars or have cell phones. President Obama is awsome becuase he lets Sasha and Malia do whatever they want like go to cool vacations and fly all over the world. i think that is great and when i get my drivers license in two years i am totally Out Of Here like them.

i don’t spend a lot of time on blogs. i use mostly facebook and twitter. i just can’t write that many words at one time!!!!! Blogs are for old mean guys who hate everything and like to look up stuff and junk like that. You know you never see a blog on TV? That’s why. i like TV and i think that when i write, i should write short quick stuff for TV and not long stuff for blogs. Blogs are like math and science. i guess they are important but why do stuff you never use? ha ha ha ha!

i don’t hate all science! some of it is good like global warming and recycling. i also didn’t like that Golf oil thing that seriously messed up all those fishermen and killed all the birds. That puts a human face on tragedy and that is important. Oooo yes! A Lady GaGa song just came on my ipod i think Lady GaGa is soooo kewl with how she expresses her individuality by falling down at airports. She’s like Madonna but way more Marilyn Manson.

i guess i see why so many blogs get so wordy. Once you get going on stuff you hate its hard too turn it off. What Ev Er! Anyway i have to go do some homework bleeaahh and find out about some elections in Kossackstan or somewhere and try to write down why that is important in under 150 words. i hate doing stuff on foreign places they should just be like the US b-cuz we don’t ever worry about stuff! Our goverment takes care of everything for us so we don’t have to fight in bogus wars with places that spell words with backward letters and bad clothes.

So peace and i hope you will ask the Czar to let me write one of his blogs again. Next time i might just twitter it. ha ha ha!


About The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia by upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.