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Never mind the title. Regular readers know full well that this will bring in several hundred thousand hits from around the world.

Ghettoputer mentioned the other day at dinner that we missed an anniversary here. In 2008, our marketing department opened our website to the public for the first time. And last time, because we fired them for the sheer incompetence of thinking an international conspiracy should have a public website. But three things happened: (1) we do not, it turns out, actually know how to turn it off, so here it stands, (2) we actually like having you front lumps read our stuff and write in with your own thoughts, and (3) we noticed within days of our marketing department’s sacking, office supply pilfering dropped to zero.

Would you do us the honor of staying around for a couple more years? The next two ought to be really interesting.

About The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia by upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.