Fanatical Mail

Gush! JS writes in to tell us what you already know, but what we can’t get enough of!

Keep up the great work. I don’t remember how I found your site (, perhaps?), but I’ve enjoyed reading it these past few months. You guys are awesome—your site has just the right amount of crazy and insight to make it readable and entertaining. Not to mention terrifying.

Thank you, thank you! Our goal, as always, is a happy blend of Addams Family, National Review Online, and the classic Mad Magazine. We hope you agree, and please keep coming back and staying in touch. JS gets a free room upgrade at the Castle. Or, at the very least, all of his stuff back that the Tcho-Tchos pilfered at check in.

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About The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia by upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.