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‘Puter Abides

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Fret not, Geep. Although your attendence will be missed, we fully understand your absence. If it is any consolation, we shall also pour a series of 40 ouncers on the curb in your memory. Except, we’re going to drink ours, … Continue reading →

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Mailbag!

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

‘Puter heard from Operative J.Y. concerning this little story in American Thinker. J.Y. sums up ‘Puter’s reaction as well, when he states: Morons in Boston… Teaching kids to be more moronic every year. “Avant-Garde Sustainability Curriculum” my aching dying ass…. … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Mailbag

In Which ‘Puter Fails, Gormogonicon Style

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

And abjectly apologizes to his fellow Gormogons. Gormogonicon 2010 kicks off today, and ‘Puter will not be in attendance. ‘Puter fully intended to be present, along with Mrs. ‘Puter, ‘Puter Jr. and Emergency Backup ‘Puter. ‘Puter went so far as … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica

The Squeaky Wheel Gets the Oil (Spill)

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

So it looks like the Horizon rig oil spill in the Gulf may not be quite the environmental disaster that environmentalists and even President Obama indicate.  To set the stage, President Obama stated, “the worst environmental disaster America has ever … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, The Obama Amateur Hour

战争, what is it good for? Establishing hegemony and destroying rivals!

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Hmm. That doesn’t scan as well as it should. Still, hey, what’s keeping the Œcumenical Volgi up at night, playing insomnia chess with དགའ་པོ his Yeti assistant? War with China. You’ve heard this song before, but these days, it’s the … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, China, Defense spending

Shout Out to a Guy Who Gets It

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

You could just about spend the better part of a day here at Rep. Paul Ryan’s website. And you should. Rather than read the same gripes about the current administration, how refreshing it is to read Mr. Ryan’s proposals to … Continue reading →

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Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!

The Gormogons Posted on July 29, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Confucius* would be a little more fired up if this project hadn’t been pretty much the ne plus ultra of unfulfilled rumors, but, one has to say, this would rock pretty hard: EXCLUSIVE: Since he left The Hobbit, Guillermo del … Continue reading →

Posted in H.P. Lovecraft, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, This book really sucks, This movie really sucks

Why the “nakba” narrative is the main impediment to Arab-Israeli peace

The Gormogons Posted on July 29, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Nor will the facts about 1948 impress the European and American leftists who are part of the international Nakba coalition. The Nakba narrative of Zionism as a movement of white colonial oppressors victimizing innocent Palestinians is strengthened by radical modes … Continue reading →

Posted in History, Israel, Middle East, Palestine, Palestinians, Revisionist History

Notice to Our Readers: Gormogonicon 2010

The Gormogons Posted on July 29, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Dearest readers: The Gormogons are pleased to announce that we are mere days away from GCon MMX. As you ticket holders know, we will be meeting at the Plateau of Leng this year. Festivities begin today (Thursday) at 0900 and … Continue reading →

Posted in Castle Gormogon, Club Gormogon, Gormogonica, Gormogons

Mailbag: Where the Wild Things Stank

The Gormogons Posted on July 29, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Dear Czar, I’ve been visiting the castle for about a year now and it has maintained a spot as one of my ever-shifting group of 5W2TAGAED. Now for the obligatory grovelling…I owe each of you a debt of gratitude for … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, This movie really sucks

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