O Great Manipulator of Space, Time and Dimension–is this your handiwork?
I can think of no other explanation, rational or otherwise…
While your Mandarin is able to warp the very fabric of space, cause time to move forward, backward, and sometimes side to side, I am not the creator of the universe and everything in it.
Having read the article, this whole theory reminds your Mandarin of how L. Ron Hubbard “discovered” Scientology. We all seek meaning to life and try to explain how we came into existence. You can find examples of this in any creation myth from numerous cultures throughout the ages. This is just a current example of this effort using the familiar touch-stones of our times.