Helen Thomas’ New Gig?

This story could have been written by noted anti-Semite and mainstream media doyenne Helen Thomas.

It recounts an incident in Hannover, Germany where youths threw stones and hurled anti-Semitic taunts at a performing Jewish dance troupe. “I hate Illinois Nazis!”, you sagely think, because Germany has the indelible taint of Nazism on it. But you’d be wrong. You have to read the whole story, and look for the hidden code words to determine who the perpetrators likely were.

The criminals were “youths,” so their names were not mentioned. However, we learn that the criminals were also “immigrants,” which is MSM code for Muslim foreigners. One must rely on the Australian media to get this line, omitted from the American (Yahoo!) version linked above:

Mr Schiewe [police spokesman] said there were several Muslim immigrant youths among the attackers.

One can learn more about a person by what he chooses not to say, rather than what actually crosses his lips. Here we learn, for the umpteenth time, that the mainstream media will cover up the crimes of militant Islam rather than report the facts.

About 'Puter

Always right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this. ’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as the Gormogons’ financial and legal advisor. He successfully defended us against a lawsuit from a liquor distributor worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in unpaid deliveries of bootleg shandies. The Geep has an IQ so high it is untestable and attempts to measure it have resulted in dangerously unstable results as well as injuries to researchers. Coincidentally, he publishes intelligence tests as a side gig. His sarcasm is so highly developed it borders on the psychic, and he is often able to insult a person even before meeting them. ’Puter enjoys hunting small game with 000 slugs and punt guns, correcting homilies in real time at Mass, and undermining unions. ’Puter likes to wear a hockey mask and carry an axe into public campgrounds, where he bursts into people’s tents and screams. As you might expect, he has been shot several times but remains completely undeterred. He assures us that his obsessive fawning over news stories involving women teachers sleeping with young students is not Freudian in any way, although he admits something similar once happened to him. Uniquely, ’Puter is unable to speak, read, or write Russian, but he is able to sing it fluently. Geep joined the order in the mid-1980s. He arrived at the Castle door with dozens of steamer trunks and an inarticulate hissing creature of astonishingly low intelligence he calls “Sleestak.” Ghettoputer appears to make his wishes known to Sleestak, although no one is sure whether this is the result of complex sign language, expert body posture reading, or simply beating Sleestak with a rubber mallet. 'Puter suggests the Czar suck it.