Flash Gordon, Quarterback, New York Jets.
Amazingly, at the Mandarin’s wedding, he actually got up and said, “Remove the Earth woman! Prepare her for Our pleasure!”
If you can turn this movie off late-night cable, your Tool of the Gormogons membership may be revoked. It’s got a happy ending—Mandy gets his ring back…
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.