Uncle Jay (who’s on the Blog Pimp Roll, check him out chez lui) writes in to note that he’s spotted the Thirteenth Imam (huckleberry be upon him) in the trailer for the new MacGruber movie.

On a semi-positive, did you see Val Kilmer in the trailers for “MacGruber”?

Apparently he’s not living by his old creed of “live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse”.

(and the character name of “Dieter Von Cunth”… He needs to fire his agent.)

Indeed, Uncle Jay, the Imam appears to be a rather corpulent, dissolute shadow of his Doc Holiday-era self. But remember, occultation is occultation, and sometimes one hides in plain sight, just disguised as a bloated, lazy actor picking up a fat, easy paycheck. Remember, the Gormogons are masters of misdirection. (Yes, that does mean Ghettoputer has trouble telling his right from his left, but consider the eerie similarities between ’Puter and the image of “Val Kilmer” in the movie. Coincidence? We’re not telling.)

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.