I feel the sky come tumblin’ down

Царь наш,

In regards to your earlier post about the obscurantist ẖojatoleslām who was blaming seismic activity on the wiles of wanton women.* Obviously, sure, Eyjafjallajökull’s eruption was caused by Mandy’s Tectonomat® because he needed to short some airline stocks to win back that thirty mil Dat Ho took off him at backyard buzkashi.

But as far as “stir-frying the rice” goes, the ladies always tell the Volgi, “You made the earth move, baby,” or “Oh my God, I felt like a volcano,” so maybe there’s something to it after all.

*The Talmud says it’s maybe gay sex that causes earthquakes. Or it’s disputes. Or not having a king. Or not rebuilding the Temple of Solomon while holding circuses…