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Retreading old ground

The Gormogons Posted on January 31, 2010 by GorTJanuary 31, 2010

We’ve told you all this before – if ANYONE reading this site believes this administration’s claims about the Recovery Act (Stimulus bill) then please email me so I can set you straight. I’ve clipped the beginning of this article from … Continue reading →

Posted in Pork filled Stimulus Bill

Happy 3,000, guys.

The Gormogons Posted on January 31, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 31, 2010

We shouldn’t let the passing of the Gormogons’ three-thousandth post (the Czar’s denunciation of robots) without a brief expression of pride (viz., “yay”) and a substantially longer note of thanks to the legions of you who, having stumbled upon the … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica

Barack Milhous Obama?

The Gormogons Posted on January 31, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 31, 2010

Interesting attempt to get a handle on the President’s psyche by Michael Knox Beran. Not sure it’s exactly right, but definitely worth pondering. The weird calm with which Obama contemplates this electoral debacle is consonant with the apparent serenity with … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Richard Nixon

The PAK-FA has landed

The Gormogons Posted on January 31, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 31, 2010

So, Friday, the good folks at Sukhoi gave the first public test flight of the PAK-FA, which is an acronym meaning roughly “Advanced Aircraft System: Frontline Aviation.” The Sukhoi plane is officially called the T-50, so we’ll go with that … Continue reading →

Posted in Aircraft, Defense spending, F-22, Russia, USAF

Re: Stratego

The Gormogons Posted on January 31, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyJanuary 31, 2010

Indeed, GorT, which is why the Czar fears no human intelligence. All you machines are cheats. And liars. But mostly cheats. And liars. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Stratego

The Gormogons Posted on January 30, 2010 by GorTJanuary 30, 2010

The Czar is writing off playing a PC because it “cheated”…likely story, probably one you will hear when he falls to GorT in the near future as we enjoy board game night in the Castle.  Seriously, I know the outcome, … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

One doesn’t see this in the Hollywood trades every day

The Gormogons Posted on January 30, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 30, 2010

Variety’s Todd McCarthy on Sundance: Still, I must hasten to point out that, given the dogmatic leftism/tree-hugging/granola-chewing/global warming alarmism, et al., the festival has always embraced, the only real act of rebellion within a Sundance context would be to present … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Hollywood, Hollywood liberals

It Would Be Funny If It Weren’t Totally True

The Gormogons Posted on January 30, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyJanuary 30, 2010

From our perspective, totally spot on and brilliant. The Czar cannot begin to ennumerate all the things that are exactly correct in this video. Hat tip to Big Journalism for finding this gem. … Continue reading →

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Whoops!

The Gormogons Posted on January 30, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyJanuary 30, 2010

Wednesday: In State of the Union address, President Obama humiliates and embarrasses all nine Supreme Court judges in front of millions of Americans for their decision to overturn McCain-Feingold. Thurday: In surprise ruling, Supreme Court justices rule 9-0 that President … Continue reading →

Posted in Satire

Re: Board Games on the iPad

The Gormogons Posted on January 29, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyJanuary 29, 2010

The Czar endorses the idea of porting old-timey board games to networked tablets. One game he would very much like to see is Stratego, which has entertained the Czar for decades. He is also wickedly good at it, and has … Continue reading →

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