Because you folks in Copenhagen do not get it, let the Czar explain.

1. When you openly embrace multiculturalism, you accept the fact that everyone’s viewpoints are equally valid.

So don’t be surprised when your climate change conference talks stall to a complete halt because everybody has a slightly different angle they’re playing to their own advantage. Someone thought that you would all agree to everything in a few minutes? Nigh-eve.

2. And when you embrace such a large-scale liberal platform as international control over individual economies, why are you surprised that over 1,000 people were arrested when liberal anarchists begin violent rioting outside the conference?

Here’s the money quote:

Conference president Connie Hedegaard said she was disappointed riot police were forced to intervene. “You don’t have to exert that kind of violence to be heard, because this is a process where your views are very much included.”

Fools. You think the rioting is because a bunch of flower power folks fear a polar bear is going hungry? No, dopes: you pack a bunch of dignitaries from different countries into one place, and anarchists show up solely to flip over cars. It’s what they do, Hedegaard: it’s practically a form of employment for these people, compensated by your generous European welfare system.

Enjoy it. They’re your offspring.

3. And they don’t think the Hadley CRU incident—which wasn’t hacking, by the way—will have any effect on the talks. After all, “only a few countries have raised the matter in an effort to discredit climate change science.”

Only a few? Only a few of the conference attendees? Out of 110? That’s actually a real percentage. 20% of your attendees want to discredit climate change science?

Good luck with this Copenhagen thing. In between the stalled talks by an increasingly belligerent China, violent destruction caused by 10,000 rioters, and a one-in-five rebellion against the concept, you sound ready to change the world, all right.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.