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On the Seventh Day of Christmas

The Gormogons Posted on December 31, 2009 by GorTDecember 31, 2009

…the Gormogons gave to me: Seven GorTs a travelingsix Man’drin Bootingsfive Gor-mo-gonsfour bags of mailthree Guest Spotstwo Boxing Daysand a Hello Kitty in an orange tree I do a lot of traveling (time and otherwise) and if there is one … Continue reading →

Posted in Merry Christmas

“I’d like to express my existential rage through interpretive dance.”

The Gormogons Posted on December 31, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 31, 2009

Confucius’s brother Li Bai writes: From the Washington Post today: After their release from Guantanamo, Shihri and Rubaish, both of whom trained and fought with al-Qaeda in Afghanistan, were sent to a Saudi rehabilitation program that uses dialogue and art … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Stupidity, Terrorism

And More on Israel

The Gormogons Posted on December 30, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyDecember 30, 2009

Borepatch writes in to say that an earlier prediction by the Czar may be coming true, provided on what happens in Iran. … Continue reading →

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On the Sixth Day of Christmas

The Gormogons Posted on December 30, 2009 by GorTDecember 30, 2009

…the Gormogons gave to me: Six Man’drin Bootingsfive Gor-mo-gons four bags of mailthree Guest Spotstwo Boxing Daysand a Hello Kitty in an orange tree Here’s a quick recap of the six most recent bootings by the Mandarin.  We keep these … Continue reading →

Posted in Merry Christmas

“Iranians Want Regime Change”

The Gormogons Posted on December 30, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 30, 2009

If the protesters shake off the yoke of theocracy and savagery, their success could herald the failure of political Islam way beyond Iran. At this turning point in history the West has no logical alternative but to unequivocally support the … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran

And Tom Arnold As The Nuclear Bomb?

The Gormogons Posted on December 30, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyDecember 30, 2009

Will James Cameron make a sequel to Avatar? According to Aaron Water in the Muscovy Times’ Entertainment section (not available on line), Mr. Cameron has other interests first: Actually, I’m much more interested in pulling a, you know, a George … Continue reading →

Posted in Satire, This movie really sucks

Mad News Roundup

The Gormogons Posted on December 30, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyDecember 30, 2009

Wow. Where does the Czar start? Well, the President is apparently ticked over the Amsterdam-Detroit terrorism plot because (a) it actually was terrorism—not a man-caused disasters—on his freaking watch, (b) because it might have been prevented had he appointed a … Continue reading →

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The Loser Factor

The Gormogons Posted on December 30, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 30, 2009

In the context of Nidal Hassan, we have previously discussed the Loser Factor in jihadi fanatics—and those willing to commit atrocities for a Cause to give their empty lives meaning. Turns out Abû-Flamingpântsî fits the profile there as well as … Continue reading →

Posted in Boo fucking hoo, Evil, Islamism, Losers, This movie really sucks

The real health-care problem.

The Gormogons Posted on December 29, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 29, 2009

Demand-side cost control? Ha. Via Big Government. … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Insurance

Iranian leadership ready to bug out?

The Gormogons Posted on December 29, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 29, 2009

Well, if the good folks at Planet Iran are right, the mollahs are at least laying the groundwork for a, well, permanent vacation in sunny Russia. Here’s what they claim is a redacted document from the Iranian National Security Agency … Continue reading →

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