Texas Trash
Evidently, a Texas-sized piece of trash is floating loose in the ocean, and it seems to be a bad thing.
Associated Press has this photograph of it (<—click the link). Or of something that isn’t it. The Czar remembers Texas being quite a bit bigger than this.
Look, if you can make a home out of what is Texas, that it ought to be easy to parcel up this floating island and sell it off to wealthy real estate fools. Abu Dhabi has got them buying acres of sand, for crying out loud. This oughta be easy: it’s ocean-front property all around. Unlike Texas.
But if it really bothers you, let us know. The Gormogons can send Zдravgր out there to clean it up. He’s the janitor at the Castle Gormogon (shown to the right), and based on what he can do after one of ‘Puter’s parties here at the Castle, he should be able to clean up a Texas-sized trash pile in about 12 hours.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.