Tea Party organizers are planning anti-ObamaCare rallies all across the country, evidently one in every congressional district this Saturday.

Rats, and the Czar will be convalescing in a heated pool on Saturday. But liberals should know this, because they won’t hear it from any other conservative website:

»The anti-ObamaCare rallies are not about blatantly foolish healthcare regulatory changes, because they are being organized by racists.

»The anti-ObamaCare rallies are organized by racists, because right-wing extremist groups want to bring guns to them.

»The anti-ObamaCare rallies will have guns there because they are being organized by health insurance companies who are paying employees triple overtime to pose as outraged Americans.

»The anti-ObamaCare rallies will be stocked with overpaid employees because the rich want to deprive poor people of healthcare.

»The anti-ObamaCare rallies want to deprive poor people of healthcare because Rush Limbaugh told them to.

»The anti-ObamaCare rallies are directed by Rush Limbaugh because Sarah Palin makes stuff up because she talks goofy.

»The anti-ObamaCare rallies involve Sarah Palin talking goofy because the media will exaggerate the number of people who attend them.

»The anti-ObamaCare rallies have exaggerated attendence numbers because they are Nazis.

There. Now break up into smaller, liberal groups and decide how you will respond.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.