Waiting for the Spin Cycle

It BurnsThe Czar must be busy with his lab assistant and green Fiero otherwise, I’m sure he would have posted on this subject.  The EPA has recently sent a report to the White House stating that efforts to regulate CO2 emissions will be hazardous to the economy (probably more so than the hazardous CO2 gas itself, I think).  I’d rant about it, but Greg Gutfeld does a much better job, so go read him and then come back for part two below.

In the latest issue of Nature, a study will be published that basically demolishes a 50-year old model of ocean thermal currents.  While I cannot do it justice (read here and here for details), this bolsters my point that the world’s climate is so much more complex than we thought and that we have modeled that knee-jerk reactions (i.e. carbon footprint offsets, CO2 emission regulation, CFC bans, etc.) that prove costly economically are not the answer.  Sure, good stewardship of this world is proper but trying to ramrod legislation that is economically disasterous isn’t so smart.  Luckily the green Fiero doesn’t have an engine, otherwise, I’m sure it’s exhaust would be a target of regulation.

About GorT

GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.

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