‘Puter’s coming back into work from lunch this afternoon, and what does he behold, but a bike chained to a tree with the anchor chain from the U.S.S. Enterprise (and not the “fun, watchable” Enterprise). See attached photo.
The bike apparently belongs to an employee of another business in ‘Puter’s building, one that collects student loan debt. ‘Puter supposes that the owner’s sent out so many repo men, that he’s now just extra careful.