GormogoniCon 2009

Seating is limited!All right, patient friends! Tickets are now on sale for GormogoniCon 2009, and are available from any of the five of us. Fire off an email to the Gormogon of your choice (ideally one of us, as our numbers are vast) for pricing, seating choice, and day(s) you wish to attend.

FIVE FULL DAYS of the latest, greatest, and most pressing burning topics will be discussed by your gracious and always understanding hosts. Each day will be unique! Celebrities are likely to include (as reported) Mac Davis, Bernadette Peters, returning Anson Williams, Phillip Paley, and of course the mostly forgotten Patricia McPherson. Please note that none of these celebrities will be allowed to speak, and may not even be seen attending. They have been ordered to deny even knowing about this.

The conference will run in June at the usual secret, undisclosed conference location (not our headquarters, thank you very much, Vice President Biden). Please note that the GormogoniCon 2009 conference will be held in the Regent Room this year (the Mavrokordatos wedding is in the Starlight Room and needed the bigger stage).

Seating is limited. We will of course run another reminder in another week or so, but do not wait to purchase your tickets. Pre-ticket sales are going reasonably well, but you do not want to wind up in the back. Trust us: someone always gets croaked in the back.

About The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia by upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.