FIVE FULL DAYS of the latest, greatest, and most pressing burning topics will be discussed by your gracious and always understanding hosts. Each day will be unique! Celebrities are likely to include (as reported) Mac Davis, Bernadette Peters, returning Anson Williams, Phillip Paley, and of course the mostly forgotten Patricia McPherson. Please note that none of these celebrities will be allowed to speak, and may not even be seen attending. They have been ordered to deny even knowing about this.
The conference will run in June at the usual secret, undisclosed conference location (not our headquarters, thank you very much, Vice President Biden). Please note that the GormogoniCon 2009 conference will be held in the Regent Room this year (the Mavrokordatos wedding is in the Starlight Room and needed the bigger stage).
Seating is limited. We will of course run another reminder in another week or so, but do not wait to purchase your tickets. Pre-ticket sales are going reasonably well, but you do not want to wind up in the back. Trust us: someone always gets croaked in the back.