Give Us A Break

Distortions are unattractive.Nancy, first you said it never happened. Then you said you couldn’t remember.

Now it did happen, and you do remember, but they lied to you.

If any one of those statements is true, it looks pretty bad for you.

Any wonder why the current Congress has such nauseatingly low approval ratings, when it is being led by someone who is either ignorant, incompetent, or arrogant?

No fear, though, because the real villain here is George Bush. Mrs. Pelosi: “Those briefing me in September 2002 gave me inaccurate and incomplete information…At the same time, the Bush administration —exactly the same time—September of 2002, the fall of 2002, at the same time, the Bush administration was misleading the American people about the threat of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.”

Don’t forget he also stole the 2000 election, knew about 9/11, and snuck out of military service in Vietnam. Goodness, he probably downloaded a gig worth of tunes of Napster in ‘99, too.

No, Madame Speaker, this has nothing to do with George Bush. This has everything to do with Nancy Pelosi, who was caught in a bold-faced lie and is convinced that if she screams “Bush!” loudly enough, people will believe it.

Pelosi also accuses the Republicans of hypocrisy for demanding she just admit it. She warns the public not to fall prey to this myth-making. “And now they’re trying to say, ‘Don’t put the spotlight on us. We told the Congress.’ Well, they didn’t tell us everything that they were doing.”

Perhaps not, but they did tell you. Now how about it?

About The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia by upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.